Family survival rules for modern husbands

It is difficult for men, and it is even more difficult for married men. How can married men "survive" in the family? This requires certain "survival" skills.

Husband's survival rules:

1. Don’t talk about controversial topics with your wife.

2. Push what you can’t do to your wife.

3. After your wife has finished, you should give her some extra help, and of course you should do more.

The husband pays for his own money:

1. Don’t give too much, but make your wife feel it’s enough.

2. If your wife feels that it is not enough, the increase should not exceed 5%.

3. Remember, the amount of money you give this time is the bottom line for next time.

4. Remember, don’t increase the increase easily, otherwise, there will be a bottom line for the increase.

Rules for husbands to send flowers:

1. When money is tight, give a flower.

2. When you are wealthy, give a flower, but when you are not sure that you will give flowers regularly, then don't give any.

3. There should be a reason for sending flowers, don’t do it on a whim, otherwise people will suspect that you are feeling guilty.

The husband's late rule:

1. Don’t go home after 1:00 a.m.

2. If there are more than two points, then think of two reasons.

3. If it exceeds three points, prepare three reasons.

4. If it exceeds four points, there is no need to think of any reasons, because all reasons are futile.

Husband's rules for avoiding disasters:

1. Don’t ask what you don’t want to know.

2. Don’t ask your wife things she doesn’t want to talk about.

3. You can ask any other questions, but don’t believe the answers.