Eight secrets women won't confess

Eight secrets women won't confess


1. We still have the relics of our last love.

Trust us, we're not still sad about that jerk who slept with our bestie, nor are we obsessed with them...but we will keep the love letters they wrote to us when we were 17 and the things they bought on their love trips to commemorate our romantic past and our youth that will eventually fade away.



2. We secretly hate you a little bit

Because you don’t have to suffer from dysmenorrhea once a month, and you don’t have to cry out in pain and go through the agonies of giving birth to a child! Of course, we also know that this is God’s arrangement, and it’s not your fault as men.


3. We are all mummies

Don't you feel the same? Look at what we wear: all kinds of straps, all kinds of padding, all kinds of threads, plus a body-shaping garment made of 80% non-breathable nylon, 18% spandex, and 2% cotton... From bras to panties, from insoles to toe bandages, we are like mummies wrapped tightly, enduring all kinds of restraint and discomfort all the time!

Think about it, we are dressed like mummies, and we have to fight in the workplace like you men, and do laundry and cook at home... It's really not easy for women. If you don't love us well, it will be against the will of heaven.



4. We know your online secrets

First of all, we would like to make it clear that we are not dark-minded and always want to pry into your privacy. We often uncover your deepest, darkest online secrets unintentionally, and we can't really blame us.

Please recall: when you were away from home, did you leave your computer on and forget to exit the chat tool? Dear, you can only blame yourself for being careless.

More importantly, if the content of your chat can be seen by us openly, then even if we accidentally see it once or twice, there is nothing to be angry about.



5. When we say we don’t want gifts

We are lying outright. We want gifts! We want gifts at all times! We want all kinds of gifts! However, when we are ecstatic and overwhelmed with joy holding the gifts, we are more moved by the thought and affection that you put into giving the gifts.



6. We use holidays as excuses

We talk about other women every day, this one wears too cool, that one wears too tight. As for us, whenever a festival is approaching, we will secretly start preparing, taking out all the weird and sexy clothes that are hung deep in the closet and cannot be worn normally. The more unique, the better!

Some people say that we dress too much? Blame it on these festivals! Who made us celebrate Valentine's Day, April Fool's Day, Women's Day, Youth Day, Thanksgiving...all kinds of festivals!



7. We are sometimes crazy

Sometimes, when we are alone, we sing loudly, dance randomly, and do some amazing moves. Believe it or not, some of these difficult moves are even difficult for Jin Xing and Yang Liping to do!


8. We pretend

Pretend all kinds of things, including the following, but not limited to these: being summoned by idols; showing off your cooking skills on stage; every love song is our own story...

<<:  8 mysterious parts of women that men love most

>>:  6 female traits that turn men into beasts in bed

Recommend

Why do men live 5 to 8 years less than women?

Men have been regarded as the representatives of ...

Learn about ancient sexual techniques

The Eastern Han Dynasty attached great importance...

It is a disease for real men to have sex for too long

If the sexual life is too short, it is easily cal...

I didn't expect women to be most curious about men's

The first "tempting" part: breasts 40% ...

Can abstinence really protect semen?

Chinese people have had a "cherishing" ...

​Principle of safe contraception period

There are many good ways for women to prevent pre...

A man without a wife can also "live" like this

No one wants to mention the sensitive word "...

What are the dangers of having an erection but not ejaculating?

Premarital sex is a behavior of many young people...

Nowadays, women's battlefield is in bed.

At my age now, I really don’t want to please anyo...

What is the correct sexual posture for men and women?

Sexual life is a very common situation in people&...

Guess the major "sexual eras" that men go through in their lives

Men go through various stages, from the foolish a...

Magical "husband-controlling technique" to firmly tie happiness

A perfect marriage will not fall from the sky. Re...

5 alternative "aphrodisiacs" that can actually make you want to

When it comes to aphrodisiacs, people may think o...

Such "confident" men are the most popular with the opposite sex

Premature ejaculation is a condition in which the...

Meeting these 6 types of women makes men live a life worse than death

1. A woman who is always suspicious It is said th...