Trust us, we're not still sad about that jerk who slept with our bestie, nor are we obsessed with them...but we will keep the love letters they wrote to us when we were 17 and the things they bought on their love trips to commemorate our romantic past and our youth that will eventually fade away. Because you don’t have to suffer from dysmenorrhea once a month, and you don’t have to cry out in pain and go through the agonies of giving birth to a child! Of course, we also know that this is God’s arrangement, and it’s not your fault as men. 3. We are all mummies Don't you feel the same? Look at what we wear: all kinds of straps, all kinds of padding, all kinds of threads, plus a body-shaping garment made of 80% non-breathable nylon, 18% spandex, and 2% cotton... From bras to panties, from insoles to toe bandages, we are like mummies wrapped tightly, enduring all kinds of restraint and discomfort all the time! Think about it, we are dressed like mummies, and we have to fight in the workplace like you men, and do laundry and cook at home... It's really not easy for women. If you don't love us well, it will be against the will of heaven. First of all, we would like to make it clear that we are not dark-minded and always want to pry into your privacy. We often uncover your deepest, darkest online secrets unintentionally, and we can't really blame us. Please recall: when you were away from home, did you leave your computer on and forget to exit the chat tool? Dear, you can only blame yourself for being careless. More importantly, if the content of your chat can be seen by us openly, then even if we accidentally see it once or twice, there is nothing to be angry about. We are lying outright. We want gifts! We want gifts at all times! We want all kinds of gifts! However, when we are ecstatic and overwhelmed with joy holding the gifts, we are more moved by the thought and affection that you put into giving the gifts. We talk about other women every day, this one wears too cool, that one wears too tight. As for us, whenever a festival is approaching, we will secretly start preparing, taking out all the weird and sexy clothes that are hung deep in the closet and cannot be worn normally. The more unique, the better! Some people say that we dress too much? Blame it on these festivals! Who made us celebrate Valentine's Day, April Fool's Day, Women's Day, Youth Day, Thanksgiving...all kinds of festivals! Sometimes, when we are alone, we sing loudly, dance randomly, and do some amazing moves. Believe it or not, some of these difficult moves are even difficult for Jin Xing and Yang Liping to do! Pretend all kinds of things, including the following, but not limited to these: being summoned by idols; showing off your cooking skills on stage; every love song is our own story... |
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