10 benefits of a man marrying a wild woman

Don’t get the wrong idea, the “wild women” mentioned here refer to sports women and outdoor women. For men, there are many benefits...

1. 100% of the truth is revealed

Look at today's beauty advertisements, from double eyelid surgery, nose augmentation to breast augmentation and waist corseting. The means are so vicious and the processes are so cruel that even the underground workers back then would not have been able to bear it. But this is how an artificial beauty is created. If you love an outdoor girl, you don't have to worry about any part of her body being artificially processed to deceive you, because after being exposed to the elements, the traces of processing will be revealed, thus avoiding you from fainting when she takes off her painted skin and scares you after you go home and go to bed. So you don't have to worry about falling in love with a re-created warrior.

2. 90% safety

All kinds of things happen in newspapers and magazines every day. As a woman's husband, you certainly don't want your wife to become the target of a pervert. If you marry a weak woman, you will be afraid that she will be molested outside. But if you marry an outdoor woman with the ability to survive in the wild, I believe what you will be afraid of is what will happen if she molests others outside.

Apart from anything else, at least you have to trust the pervert's judgment. As for why it is not 100% safe, it is because we cannot rule out the possibility that some perverts who are capable of surviving in the wild may be hungry and will eat anything they can get.

3. 80% peace of mind

What women are most upset about is that they act like a spoiled brat with you when they have a little illness or pain at home. At this time, all the affairs at home are your responsibility, and you are not allowed to complain. Outdoor women, on the other hand, focus on their spirit and perseverance, which is a major characteristic of outdoor women.

Outdoor women are much better than ordinary women in these aspects. When going out, outdoor women can carry a 40 kg backpack, know how to bypass the entrance fee checkpoints, and can overcome minor injuries and pains by relying on outdoor survival rules. If there is an accident at home, such as locking the keys at home, she can use outdoor rock climbing skills to enter the house and retrieve the keys. She is also familiar with a variety of medical first aid... Outdoor women can generally perform the functions that are originally men to the fullest.

4. 70% value preservation

Generally, the value of a woman in her twenties and thirties can be described as high diving. Mountains and rivers can break a hero's waist, and time makes a beauty grow old. After the age of twenty-five, a woman's character and beauty depreciate by the mass multiplied by the acceleration of gravity. After her thirties or forties, she enters menopause, and the nameless fire burns every day.

This is not the case with outdoor women. After being tempered by survival in the wild, there is not much difference in the physique and body shape between a 20-year-old outdoor woman and a 30-year-old outdoor woman. In some aspects, there is even some appreciation, such as saving on weight loss expenses and medical care costs.

5. 60 percent savings

Marrying a beautiful woman who knows her own beauty means that you have to support a brand of cosmetics, two garment factories, three shoe factories, four beauty salons, five hair salons, six coffee shops together with many other men who have the same experience... Seven shopping trips and eight movie nights every month, can your pocket afford it?

An outdoor woman can wear a set of outdoor equipment for many years, and when she goes out for a haircut, she will get a short haircut that is convenient for survival in the wild. After participating in outdoor activities, you feel guilty and never go out of the house. Apart from buying groceries, you stay at home and watch TV. Have you ever calculated how much money you can save? Marrying an outdoor woman means marrying a baby who will help you save money instead of wasting it.

6. Fifty Percent Freedom

In this society where women hold half the sky, as a man, he must secretly hope to be a public lover like Andy Lau, or Song Jiang, a man of chivalry and timely rain. Normally, you have to serve your wife humbly at home, and threaten to go back to her parents' home if she is not satisfied with you. This is the helplessness of every man.

If a woman is an outdoor girl, she will definitely be grateful to anyone who gives her a little freedom. If she participates in outdoor activities, you are a free man who can invite friends to your house for a drink, play cards, or even have a tryst with PLMM.

7. Forty percent of bodyguards

Marrying a beautiful woman is certainly a way for you to show off, but it will also arouse everyone's jealousy. If you go out at night, you may be attacked by robbers. If you go out with an outdoor girl, you can rest assured that the various protective knives she carries will make the robbers lie down in no time. You don't have to worry about the chaos in today's social security.

8. Thirty Percent Incentive

Others married beautiful women, but you married an outdoor woman. This is a failure for you when it comes to taking care of housework. Although women in general have many advantages, such as being a good wife and mother, being gentle and considerate, you will always feel that you are a loser in this regard, so you will work hard to surpass others in other aspects. Marrying an outdoor woman actually stimulates your enterprising spirit in another way, but only 30% of people can truly turn this grief into strength.

9. Twenty Percent of Honor

Think about it, you married an outdoor woman, how admirable and surprising it is. What is the difference between your behavior and those who go to the countryside to help the poor? The difference is that they help a poor person who is materially poor, while you help a "Lan Bo" wife who can't get married and is apparently not at home. What a great thing it is.

10. Ten Percent Regret

From any perspective, you will not regret marrying an outdoor woman. As the ancients said: If there is a fierce wife at home, the man will follow the rules. Do you want to be the honest man? A flower is stuck in cow dung. Do you want to be that pile of cow dung? Looking at the first few points, you can rest assured to marry an outdoor woman and grow old with her.

Finally, I wish you fall in love with a perfect outdoor girl.