What are the three things men envy most about women?

Men also want to soak in a fragrant bath

Women can soak in a fragrant bath for an hour, listen to music, light some incense, and read magazines to relax; but if a man wants to lock his wife out of the bathroom, he doesn't even have a decent excuse, at most he can sit on the toilet and read the sports section of the newspaper.

Men express friendship by sarcasm or tit-for-tat with each other. And women are like a sisterhood, supporting each other. When you are heartbroken, your buddies will at most give you one piece of advice: Brother, there's no need to hang yourself on a tree. Then he will drag you out to drink until you are drunk under the guise of helping you relieve your worries, but he is often the first one to get drunk. Not only do you have to pay a considerable amount of wine bills, but you are also responsible for transporting this 100-pound behemoth home. If he has a wife, you may be listed as a person she does not want to have any contact with from then on. Women will form a powerful alliance, and unanimously denounce the heartless man until he becomes a rat crossing the street.

Men also want to cry loudly when they are wronged

When a woman feels wronged, she can cry loudly and hide in a man's arms for protection. There is also a nice adjective called "pear blossoms with rain on their faces"; when a man suffers a huge setback, he can only grit his teeth and swallow his sorrow. If he wants to get drunk to relieve his sorrow, he has to think twice before doing so. If he is not careful, he will be labeled as a "drunkard".

Six entire floors of the department store are devoted to selling women's accessories, from clothes, shoes, hats, scarves, to necklaces, rings, and headdresses... while the men only have a few pairs of clothes of the same style and single color, and their ties are not that novel either, at most they are just different brands. Women can create countless beautiful things with their slender fingers, but men will be ridiculed as effeminate if their nails are slightly long.

When a woman sees a snake, screaming in fear is feminine, fainting is pitiful, and standing with a stick is brave; when a man encounters a snake, running away is cowardly, and rushing towards it is reckless. The correct approach should be to use stillness to overcome movement, observe the enemy situation, first analyze the type of snake: whether it is poisonous or non-poisonous, whether it is a national protected animal, and then consider whether to attack... In most cases, before he finds the best angle to attack, the snake has already waited for an opportunity to move, so the woman points and says: Look, another stupid man got bit by a snake.

Men also want to work easily

Women can just earn "pocket money" and spend their leisure time dressing up, shopping, and drinking tea, while men have an unshirkable responsibility to the family and can only work, work, and work again. A more extreme example is that if a woman marries a man who has a house and a car, she is considered smart and blessed, but if a man marries a rich woman, he will never be able to escape the stigma of being a gigolo.

When a woman is thin, she is slender, and when she is fat, she is plump; when a man is thin, he is called a bamboo pole, and when he is fat, he is called fat; when a woman swears, she is frank and cute, but when a man swears, he is uneducated; when a woman is unreasonable, she is acting coquettishly, but when a man is unreasonable, he is childish and willful; when a woman talks about a handsome guy, it is called appreciation, but when a man stares at a beautiful woman for more than 10 seconds, he is defined as a "pervert"...