Uncovering the secrets of ancient widows' masturbation and active life

Let’s talk about Mr. Horn first, a masturbator similar to a male penis, with tortoise shells, carved with threads, hollow inside, and can be filled with water for heating. The fifteenth chapter of "The Carnal Prayer Mat", a Qing Dynasty sex education textbook, wrote: "It was a very big man with horns, who was stuffed into his stomach with a belly full of boiling water." At that time, Mr. Jiao could sell his products openly in the streets, just like the adult product stores today. The Qing Dynasty's "Lin Lanxiang Novel" wrote: "... Mr. Jiao's products are particularly exquisite. It is said that those who buy them are either old women or young nuns." His business was very prosperous, and some old women and young nuns were the favorite users of this product.

There is another kind of penis that looks like a male penis, called Guangdong Personnel, which is described in detail in "Unofficial History of the Bamboo Forest": It is four or five inches long, first soaked in hot water to make it slowly harden, then tied with a rope at the base, and the two ends of the rope tied to the heels, move the feet, and use hands to help it move in and out. The operation is a little complicated, but the effect should be very good. However, Li Mingming has never understood why the word "Guangdong" is in the name of this thing? Was it invented by Guangdong people? Are Guangdong people using it more? Was it first introduced from Guangdong? If this problem is not solved, it will be an injustice to the vast majority of Guangdong compatriots.

The most special one is called Burmese bell. "Jin Ping Mei" records that this object is the size of a ping-pong ball. When inserted into the vagina, it can roll and vibrate, greatly creating numbness to enhance pleasure. "The Unofficial History of the Embroidered Couch" describes a scene in which the widow Ma used a Burmese bell to masturbate. "She took it to the side, followed the slippery entrance, and pushed it in... The Burmese bell rolled around inside, and Ma was so happy that she felt itchy all over her body. She couldn't help but move her feet," and reached orgasm. This thing is said to come from Myanmar, so it is called Burmese bell. Notes by people in the Ming Dynasty recorded that "the best ones are worth hundreds of gold, and are treasured as rare treasures in China." Haha, it is still a luxury product and ordinary people cannot afford it.

Luxury goods like Mr. Horn, Guangdong Personnel, and Burmese Bells can only be afforded by rich people. What should the vast majority of poor and lower-middle peasants do? In addition to filling cloth bags with flour, there are naturally other ways. The Ming Dynasty's "Wu Za Zu Wu Bu San" records: "Cistanche deserticola is as soft and smooth as meat. When widows encounter it in the wild, they take off their pants and sit on it to masturbate." It is talking about a plant called Cistanche deserticola, which is very soft and smooth like a male penis. Some widows encountered it in the wild, took off their pants and sat on it to masturbate.