What to do when you feel lonely at night? Understanding the nature of men and women

1. About Instinct

A new store specializing in marriage services for women has opened in the city center, where women can go directly in and choose a spouse of their choice. At the entrance of the store, there is a sign: One person can only go in once! There are six floors in the store. As the height increases, the quality of men increases. But please note that customers can choose a husband on any floor or choose to go upstairs, but they cannot return to the floors they have visited before...

A woman came to this store looking for a husband. On the first floor it says: The men here have jobs. The woman went up to the second floor without even looking. On the second floor there was a sign: The men here have jobs and love children. The woman went up to the third floor, where it said: The men here have jobs, love children, and are very handsome. Wow! she exclaimed, but still forced herself to climb up. Fourth floor: The men here have jobs and love children. He is breathtakingly handsome and also helps with housework. Wow! Please spare me! the woman shouted, I can hardly stand! Then she still climbed to the fifth floor. Fifth floor: The men here have jobs, love children, are breathtakingly handsome, help with housework, and have strong romantic feelings. The woman really wanted to stay on this floor, but she still walked towards the top floor with full expectations. A huge electronic notice board appeared on the sixth floor, which read: You are the 123456789th visitor to this floor. There are no men here. This floor exists only to prove how impossible it is to please women. Thank you for visiting...

Soon, a store specializing in male marriage services opened across the street, operating in exactly the same way as the former one. The women on the first floor are beautiful. The women on the second floor were beautiful and rich... As a result, no man ever went up to the third to sixth floors above the second floor...

Interpretation: Women’s instinct is fantasy. Men's instinct is reality. This is why there are always more outstanding leftover women than outstanding leftover men, and why there are more resentful women than resentful men in marriage. Instead of having nothing in your hands, you should seize the advantages you have and live with the advantages of your loved one.

2. About trust

A woman did not come home one night, and the next day she told her husband that she slept at a female friend's place. Her husband called her 10 best friends, but none of them knew about it!

A man did not go home to sleep one night. The next day he told his wife that he slept at a friend's house. His wife called his 10 best friends, and 8 of them confirmed that her husband slept at their house...

Two more said: "Your husband is still at my place today!"

Someone showed this post to his wife. Unexpectedly, his wife became very interested and immediately called his friends to ask if he was there. The result is predictable, which proves the above point again! What's even more outrageous is that one buddy actually said that he was drunk at his house and was sleeping, and asked his wife if she wanted to wake him up to answer the phone?

After he hung up, the buddy called him on his mobile phone immediately. As soon as he answered the call, he shouted without waiting for him to speak: Where are you? Go home quickly, your wife is looking for you. I said you got drunk at my house... Don't forget to drink before you go back... After the call, he looked at his wife in silence...

Interpretation: We have all heard the story of the boy who cried wolf. But they don’t realize that they are crying wolf every day. When we keep asking for the other party's trust. Don’t forget that the other side of trust is a clear conscience.

3. About gender

Boys use ATM cards to withdraw money: park the car next to the ATM, insert the ATM card, enter the password, take the money, and get the card and receipt.

Girls use ATM cards to withdraw money: park the car next to the ATM, use the rearview mirror to touch up your makeup, turn off the engine, put the keys in your purse, and get out of the car. I searched through my purse for my ATM card, inserted the card, searched through my purse for the piece of gum foil with the password written on it, entered the password, and read the instructions on the screen. It took two minutes. Press the Cancel button, re-enter the correct password, check the account balance, read the screen instructions again, and choose to withdraw cash. She got into the car, touched up her makeup with the rearview mirror, rummaged through her purse for her keys, started the engine, and drove 5 meters before stopping. I backed the car back to the ATM, used the rearview mirror to touch up my makeup, got out of the car, took out the money, ATM card and receipt, got back in the car, used the rearview mirror to touch up my makeup, and rummaged through my purse to find a place for the ATM card. Shift into reverse, shift gears, and drive. After driving ten kilometers, release the handbrake.

Interpretation: After reading this article, I finally understand why God created women after creating men, because the two are completely irreplaceable. So don't ask men to be as considerate and caring as women, just as don't ask women to be as decisive and resolute as men.

4. About Change

When in love, the man sleeps with the woman in his arms. The woman said: You are hugging me too tight, I am almost suffocating. The man smiled and said: I like hugging you, otherwise I can't sleep. When they became husband and wife, one day the woman complained: "You didn't hug me when you slept at night. What's the difference between you and me sleeping alone?" The man said: "Hugging each other makes it hard for both of us to sleep well. Don't you think so?"

One day, the man will suddenly pick up the woman in the downtown area and walk a long way with her. The woman laughed and said: Are you crazy? Put me down quickly, it will be bad if people see me. The man said: What are you afraid of? I like hugging you. A few years later, the woman was in a busy city and was flirting with the man: Hug me! The man said: Are you crazy?

One day, the woman said to the man: Hold me! The man obediently bent down and carried the woman to the bed. A few years later, the woman said to the man: Carry me to bed! The man said angrily: Is your leg broken?

One day, the man promised the woman: Even if you become a fat woman in the future, I will hug you every day; even if you become an old woman, I will continue to hug you. After several years, the woman becomes fat and old and wants the man to hold her. The man said angrily: Do you want to crush me to death?

Interpretation: It is hard to believe that the man who hugged you that day and the man who didn’t hug you several years later were the same man.

5. About demand

0-5 years old: Girl→Mom/ Boy→Mom.

6-10 years old: Girls → Just don’t be a nasty boy / Boys → Boys who can accompany me to bully girls

11-15 years old: Girls → older brothers aged 15, 16, 17 or 18 / Boys → football, basketball, tennis, table tennis...

16-20 years old: Girl → 17 or 18 years old, a "handsome guy" that everyone praises / Boy → Woman, a woman is fine!

21-25 years old: Female → 25-29 years old men, with career, taste, talent... / Male → 20-24 years old beautiful and fit women

26-30 years old: Female → Still insists on men older than themselves / Male → 20-24 years old beautiful and fit women

30-40 years old: Female → Good man who is compatible with you / Male → Beautiful and fit woman between 20 and 24 years old

40-50 years old: Female → Male / Male → 20-24 years old, beautiful and fit woman

50-60 years old: Female → a man who can spend the rest of her life with her / Male → a beautiful and fit woman between 20 and 24 years old

70-80 years old: Female → The one found in her 50s or 60s, who doesn’t need to be taken care of by herself / Male → A beautiful and fit woman between 20 and 24 years old

80-90 years old: Female → A man who died later than me / Male → Although I am already presbyopic and can’t see clearly… But I still hope to be 20-24 years old…

Summary: Men have very specific needs for women since they are 20 years old!

Interpretation: Women, fall in love as much as you can before the age of 25. Say goodbye to your dreams of love after the age of 25. Instead of pinning your dreams on men, it is better to pin your dreams on yourself. Anyway, men are hopeless after the age of 20.