There is a type of man who likes to pat a girl's butt during sex, as this can arouse his desire even more; there is another type of man who is obsessed with postures and likes to change postures constantly during sex; the third type of man's slogan is "Life goes on, and so does the heavy taste." True love does not mean tolerating all the shortcomings in a man’s character. Please open your eyes. The first type of man loves to slap a girl's butt on the bed Especially when they hear the crisp "pop!" sound, they will be very happy. This kind of person must have been often stripped naked by female teachers when he was a child and made to lie on a chair as punishment, which has planted a strong desire for revenge in him. So when the leader's virginity was slapped with a loud "slap!" sound from her pink and white buttocks, she didn't say anything more, kicked the ignorant man off the bed, put on her clothes and left immediately. After all, in order to avoid having sulfuric acid thrown on your pretty face in the future, you have to stay as far away from this kind of vengeful man as possible! The second type of man is a posture control, who likes to seek pleasure from changes. The second type of man is very keen on changing positions in bed tirelessly and diligently. Every groan of yours is like shouting to him: "GO! GO! Come on!", encouraging him to change from "old man pushing a cart" to "train lunch box", and then from "merry-go-round" to "chanting monkey hugging a tree". That’s right, when he wrote “My Wish” in his composition as a child, he must have wanted to join the Li Tanghua Stunt Troupe, and now you just want to send him to the 2008 Beijing Olympics gymnastics competition, hoping that he will win glory for the country and not be your boyfriend. There's really nothing wrong with this kind of person, but you have to be careful because he is interested in everything but his enthusiasm only lasts for three minutes. The third type of man, who lives his life with a love of taste The third type of man seems to work in the props team of a porn movie. He has all the tools you can imagine. We have everything from electric, coarse and fine particle, double-headed and fluorescent massage sticks, to vibrators of various shapes, various types of handcuffs, whips and lubricants. You can tell at a glance that this kind of person has been deeply influenced by Japanese pornographic films and is obsessed with lust. In other words, he is a "heavy-sex person". Ordinary sex can no longer satisfy him, and a fixed woman cannot keep him sexually excited. So there is no need to wait until you replace him, as he will soon go out hunting for beauty. In addition, men who like to yell at you in bed: "Pinch my nipples!" or "Bite my nipples!" must have some perverted tendencies. A man who only knows how to work hard and rush around is definitely not considerate of women and is a male chauvinist. The fourth type of man is extremely narcissistic. Did he learn this from the celebrities who have narcissistic complexes? The fourth type of man loves to ask questions all the time while doing things, such as "Am I strong?" "Am I great?" Oh my God! This kind of man is a mixture of inferiority and arrogance, he is simply the incarnation of Hitler. Please, never associate with this kind of man, because when his inferiority complex strikes, he will be as indecisive as a headless fly, and will ask for your opinion and thoughts on everything, as if you are his invincible C-D680. But when his arrogance erupts, he will instantly transform into an arrogant tyrant, ordering you around and enslaving you. Please imagine how sad and tiring it is to have a boyfriend who is a tyrant with no opinions of his own, because you have to play the role of a nanny-secretary-type palace maid slave. So unless you have the spirit of love that allows you to drown yourself, you'd better get out of this situation as soon as possible! The fifth type of man is the talkative type. Can we spend our time and effort on actual combat? The fifth type of man loves to talk all the time and wants to chat non-stop when you are making love, and he talks so much that you cannot feel the beauty of sex at all. You just want to stuff his mouth with your underwear and yell at him, "Hey, buddy, please concentrate and shut up, okay?" Or you just want to passively bring him a plate of melon seeds so that he can eat them while chatting. Strictly speaking, this kind of person doesn't have any major shortcomings, but he is just nagging and talkative, just like Tang Sanzang in Stephen Chow's Journey to the East movie who sang: "Only you can accompany me to obtain Buddhist scriptures, only you can kill demons and exorcise monsters, only you can protect me, so that crabs and clams can't eat me, you have the greatest ability, only you..." In the end, you get so annoyed that you just want to pick up the golden cudgel and beat him to death. |
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