If you don't understand these hints, you will definitely miss the opportunity to get laid

Duduka: My wife was very innocent and timid at that time. She was afraid that if she said or moved something wrong, I would call her a hooligan! She always endured it. I don't know which friend gave me a trick, but he asked me to go to Beidaihe for a trip, and of course I agreed. He was chattering on the phone about swimsuits, sunglasses, and sunscreen. At the end, he suddenly said: Let's stay in the same room. Click, the phone hung up. So I was prepared and it just happened naturally. Later he told me that he almost scared himself to death when he said that.

Comments: Very innocent, very clear hint.

Girl to Grandpa...

Pisces Weather: I am a bad person. The first time I stayed at his house, I sat in front of the computer watching Korean dramas. I kept watching and watching while he kept waiting. I was angry and slept alone. He thought I didn't want to, so he made the guest room neatly for me and let me choose. At three o'clock in the morning, I slipped into his bedroom. I was frozen like a popsicle. I shivered and crawled into the quilt and said: Girl, warm me up! That's it.

Comment: When women take the initiative, the results are much better.

Sooner or later you will have to pay for what you eat out

Cotton Ball: When the girl was a freshman in college, she was a little silly. I met a man in his thirties through my roommate’s classmates. He would come to the school to have dinner with my roommate every few days. Every time he did, he would bring me along and happily eat and drink with him. The roommate said he wanted to rent a house, and the girl went with him to help look around. The uncle also went. In a small house, the uncle suddenly said to the girl: If you like it, let's rent it. You can go to school and I'll go to work. Oh my god, no matter how dumb the girl was, she understood what it meant, so she left immediately! Later, she found out that the uncle was married, which was really dangerous!

Comment: This story tells us that if you eat out, you will have to pay for it sooner or later!

Two hours

Landis: In high school, I fell in love prematurely. This guy’s mind was full of sex and he didn’t study hard. God knows why I, who had good grades, would like such a second-rate person. Now that I think about it, maybe the SEX he was talking about also attracted me. After all, it was an unknown world. Even though he used both soft and hard methods, I didn't let him succeed. One day, he called me, and it was this call that made me completely fall out with him. He said: Come quickly to my house, my parents are going out for a wedding, and you have two hours to play!!

Comment: These two hours of vulgar tunes will shock you.

He said he didn't need any hints.

If it’s not spicy, I’ll die: I secretly admit that our first time was carefully planned by me. This Valentine's Day, I said I wanted to give her a big surprise, so I flew back to Chongqing from Shanghai (PS: classmates, flights on this day are really tight, if you want to study, you need to book a month in advance). I deliberately chose the last flight, and it was almost 12 o'clock when I left the airport. And you know, hotels on Valentine's Day are more popular than air tickets, even guest houses are full. Without any hints, I moved into her bachelor apartment, and then...

Comment: May I ask what your zodiac sign and blood type are? You are so sinister!

Straightforward current

Bayong: This probably has to do with the personality of the girl you’re dating. My ex-ex-girlfriend was a pure and introverted type. What was the point of hinting? I almost said to her, "Auntie Wu, I want to sleep with you!" She pretended not to understand and we never had a chance to be alone together. I was relieved that we broke up. Sex is really important to men. My current girlfriend, I only said one thing, can you let me visit your boudoir? She said, haha, you are so thoughtful, did you bring any clothes with you?

Comment: My current boyfriend is very straightforward.

The method of using alcohol to cover one's face

Smells so good: As the name suggests, pull her to drink, and she feels best when she is 50% drunk. You only need to drink three-quarters, but you have to pretend to be eight-quarters drunk, otherwise you won't be able to accomplish anything. Then, you made a long and lasting confession to make her excited and happy. Then, you got drunk and she had to escort you home. She would not feel at ease until she saw you lying in bed with her own eyes. At this time, you pretend to be unconscious, and use your heavy body, mainly your arms and legs, which have the function of entanglement but will not crush her to death, to trap her, and then she will fall into a deep sleep... Don't worry, this is just the first intimate contact, and it will be natural to wake up together in the morning.

Comment: What to do if you can't drink as much as her? Who will do whom?

Your home? My home?

Bubble: My wife is very interesting. After our first date, I sent her home. Before getting off the car, she was still a little reluctant to leave. She said: Your home? My home? I was so scared that I didn’t know how to respond. Seeing my embarrassed look, she almost died of laughter. From then on, every date would end with "Your home? My home?" We both laughed, thinking people in love are so boring! One day she asked again, and I said, "Your home." She was stunned, and I asked her what she was doing and whether it was time to get off the bus. Unexpectedly, she said firmly: OK! My house! Uh...

Comment: What a fun couple.