Count the different outcomes after a man and a woman have sex

Count the different outcomes after a man and a woman have sex

The first situation: With a beautiful woman in hand, I have the kingdom!


The man discovered that the woman had an amazing background and came from a wealthy family. Then the girl fell in love with the boy to death and refused to marry anyone else. The girl's father was impressed by the boy's talent and, against all odds, married his daughter to the boy.

If the man already has a wife, she will let her daughter share the man's life with him! She will also help the man start his career with money and effort! Then the man will shout: I have a beautiful woman in my hand, and I have the kingdom... This is a popular urban saying on the Internet now.

The style of YY novels.


The second situation: One night stand and break up at dawn

Even if anything really happened between a man and a woman, they would just pretend it never happened. They would break up at dawn after just one night stand and would never see each other again.

If it is not a one-night stand, then be ruthless, be a heartless person, abandon the other party, cut the Gordian knot, it is better to suffer a short pain than a long one!


The third scenario: Live happily together forever

The two of them burst into a passionate love, and then you and I are deep in love, love each other for life, lovers finally get married, the man and the woman are affectionate, and the love is deep and misty... The above situation is idealism.


The fourth situation: two people love each other but their families oppose

The two were in love, but because of family opposition or the malicious instigation of their rivals, they were forced to break up.

After the breakup, the woman found out that she was pregnant. With her unwavering love for the man, she gave birth to the child at all costs and kept it a secret from the man. Several years later, the two met again and the man found out that he had become a cheap father. As a result, the two hugged each other in tears in silence in the infinitely beautiful sunset... This is the style of Taiwan's 8 o'clock romance dramas.


The fifth situation: accidentally discovering that your girlfriend is a master

The man suddenly discovered that his girlfriend was an 8th degree in karate, a 9th degree in judo, an 11th degree in Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms, and a 100th degree in Nine Yin Scriptures. The man himself is a useless petty citizen, lustful and timid but kind-hearted, and sometimes he helps old ladies cross the street.

As a result, he accidentally discovered that his girlfriend was a master. Then the man played on his petty-bourgeois character, being thick-skinned and rogue, using all kinds of dirty tricks.

In the end, he was able to marry the beauty... This is the routine of Hong Kong nonsensical movies, especially those by Stephen Chow...


The sixth situation: The woman was sent by hostile forces who wanted to spy on the secrets of his family.

The man himself is the only heir of a certain family, carrying the family's secrets for many years and having a treasure map in his hand. Then he discovered that the woman was sent by hostile forces who were spying on his family's secrets. After a struggle, the woman turned to the light and joined the man in dealing with the hostile forces. After a chase, the two found the treasure, which was either in the desert or in the snow-capped mountains, either remote places.

The most strange thing is that at the moment the treasure was opened, the villains also arrived (how did they find it without a treasure map?), and then the two sides fought each other, resulting in a melee in which the sky was dark and the sun and moon were dimmed. In the end, the woman blocked a knife or a gun for the man to protect him, and died miserably in the man's arms. Before she died, she took out a stack of bloody bills and said in a trembling voice: This is my last party fee, please give it to the organization for me. Then she died..., the man shouted the woman's name three times in pain, and then turned around to fight with the bad guy. He was originally no match for the bad guy, but at this moment he immediately showed his great power and beat the bad guy to pieces.

In the end, the blood feud was avenged, but unfortunately the lover had already passed away... This is a domestic film... Of course, if the plot of the woman blocking the knife and gun for the man is changed to the man blocking the gun for the woman, and then the man dies in the woman's arms, then it can be confirmed that this director is a feminist, and a sixth-generation director... No matter whether it is a man or a woman, they can't die no matter how many times they die. No matter how many times they are fatally hit, they can stand up from the ground and call out their lover's name affectionately. The vitality is so strong that it can shame the nine-life cockroach. This kind of path... Needless to say, it must be Zhang Yimou's "House of Flying Daggers"!


The seventh situation: Discovering that the woman is a super-invincible female agent of the country

While they were in love, the man discovered that she was a super invincible female agent of the country. The microwave oven in her home was all made of nanotechnology, and even the flush toilet could be turned into a flying vehicle. The girl discovered that the boy was Batman's junior, Spiderman's senior, the guardian of the code-named city, the messenger of justice, the city's ranger, the mysterious knight respected by all, the idol figure pinned on the wall by teenagers - nicknamed "Cockroach Man"... This is the routine of Hollywood's summer blockbusters.

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