Women's penis is actually harder than men's

Four strengths of women:

1. Acted like a spoiled child, cheated on his wife, and seduced his boss;

2. She has pretended to be a god, played tricks on people, and kissed someone’s husband.

3. He has been with money, traveled abroad, and checked into a hotel with his online friends;

4. Climbed through the window, jumped over the wall, and slept in three beds in one night.

A warning to my brothers on the battlefield:

Men are cows and women are land. There is no land that can be plowed to death, only cows that can be worked to death. The more the cow plows, the thinner it becomes, and the land becomes more fertile.

A good car consumes more fuel, and good food consumes more rice. A good fire wastes charcoal, a good woman wastes a man.

Salute to the brothers who fight in hotels, bathhouses, KTVs, discos and bars and lie and don't go home: Be like Edison Chen and bring a camera when you check into a room.

Consequences of eating:

If you often eat with leaders, you will be promoted sooner or later; If you often eat with rich people, you will get rich sooner or later;

If you eat with your wife, you will get bored sooner or later; If you often eat with your lover, you will suffer from kidney deficiency sooner or later;

If you often eat with the opposite sex, it is only a matter of time before you go to bed with them; if you often eat with your parents, it is only a matter of time before you separate.

Xintianyou:

Every time you eat beans, you get a cramp; every time you find a lover, you get heartbroken.

Onions planted on rocks won't take root, kissing on glass will make you die.

Just sending text messages without seeing the person makes us miss him/her.

Lovers in all forms:

Silly people send flowers and plants; frivolous people lead them to run around; vulgar people eat and drink enough; bored people dance;

The bold ones hug each other; the crazy ones lie down on the ground; the timid ones say hello via text message; the ones without one think about home.

The words that can scare you most in your life:

When I was a child, my mother said: The wolf is coming;

When I was in school, my classmates said: The teacher is here;

After getting married, my colleague said: Your wife is here:

Now, the lover said: That period didn’t come this month.

A collection of life philosophies:

1. Beauty is a woman’s passport - an old saying, but an irrefutable truth.

2. Women don’t love bad men because most women cannot resist the temptation of sweet words. Flowers are often stuck in cow dung in this way.

3. Marriage is the grave of love, because before marriage you are already on the road to the grave, and even if you don’t get married, you will break up in front of the grave.

4. Marriage is like a besieged city. When people outside go in, people inside want to get out.

5. Every woman has two versions: hardcover and paperback. Men in marriage often only see their wife's paperback and other women's hardcover, which is also one of the main causes of extramarital affairs.

6. The biggest adventure in life is love. Because all kinds of risky behaviors can only lead to death, but emotional torture can make life worse than death.

7. Men often tell their biggest secrets to their female confidantes, not their same-sex friends, family or wives.

8. Older unmarried men and women are actually like people who have missed their bus stop.

A classic for a lifetime of happiness:

A piece of paper at birth marks the beginning of a lifetime; a piece of paper at graduation marks a lifetime of struggle;

Buying a house with a piece of paper will cause you a lifetime of worry; Marriage with a piece of paper will cause you a lifetime of torment;

Being an official is a piece of paper, and you will struggle for a lifetime; Money is a piece of paper, and you will work hard for a lifetime;

A piece of paper for double-regulation will bring you regret for a lifetime; a piece of paper for honor will bring you false reputation for a lifetime;

A piece of paper for medical treatment brings a lifetime of pain; a piece of paper for eulogy brings an end to a lifetime;

Deemphasize these papers, and you will understand for a lifetime; forget these papers, and you will be happy for a lifetime.