Look at the newlyweds living a "cheap" life

Young couples live a cheap but interesting life. Let's take a look at the collection of humorous jokes about couples.

1. A: "I made a mistake some time ago and forgot my wife's birthday."

B: "Did she say anything?"

A: "Nothing!"

B: "That's fine."

A: "Well, the key is that nothing has been said for a month."

2. Looking through old photos, my husband sighed: "We were really poor and humble back then!"

The wife said, "Yes! Very poor, very humble, and unwavering!"

3. My wife said she had a dream in which she had sex with someone else. I asked: Did you resist?

Wife: It seems not.

Me: You didn’t even resist, divorce!

The next night, I was sleeping soundly when my wife kicked me out of bed. "What are you doing?"

"I'm resisting!"

4. I was hungry last night, so I told my wife I was going to buy some midnight snacks. What did you eat?

My wife said she is on a diet and won’t eat, not even a single bite.

Then I bought it home, and you know what, women sometimes keep their word and refused to let me eat a single bite.

5. The wife came out of the shower and said to her husband: "Honey, I feel that one of my breasts is bigger than the other."

The husband laughed and said, "I feel like one side is small, and the other side is even smaller." The above is a collection of humorous jokes for couples.