Women make a sound when having sex that men hate the most

According to relevant data, 81% of women have experienced laughing during sex, while the proportion of men is 51%. This is undoubtedly an embarrassing phenomenon for men - when men are working hard as always towards the goal of making women feel like they are floating in the clouds and have no idea where they are, women subvert men's dreams with their laughter. There are roughly two reasons for the laughing bed.

Men's embarrassment: Women, why do you laugh in bed?

On the one hand, this is determined by the natural properties of laughter. Nothing can make people laugh except themselves. A bowl of onions can bring tears to your eyes, but no vegetable can make people laugh. As for the object of your ridicule, it is actually not funny.

It can be seen that laughter, like beauty, is metaphysical and belongs to the category of aesthetics. Qian Zhongshu wrote in "Talking and Laughing": "A person with a true sense of humor has a unique understanding. He laughs happily alone, smiles coldly, and breathes a sigh of relief in the dull life. Perhaps it will take hundreds of years, tens of thousands of miles, for another person to be separated from him by the river of time and space, and they will be able to look at each other and smile. "

On the other hand, due to the development of the Internet, more and more people can laugh, but fewer and fewer people are humorous. In other words, while the Internet has accelerated the transmission of information, it has also turned the vast majority of people from joke creators into joke carriers, and there are even fewer people who are truly humorous. If you compare the number of posts and click-through rates on YouTube, you will naturally come to this conclusion.

However, no matter how precious and hard-earned laughter is, it is definitely not that important in certain specific situations. Even, in the eyes of some, it is absolutely harmful, for example, in bed.

According to relevant data, 81% of women have experienced laughing during sex, while the proportion of men is 51%.

This is undoubtedly an embarrassing phenomenon for men - when men are working hard as always towards the goal of making women feel like they are floating in the clouds and have no idea where they are, women subvert men's dreams with their laughter. There are roughly two reasons for the laughing bed.

Women and men are absent-minded in this sport, and the images in their minds are far from what they actually do. When women make love, it is definitely not like what men think, as shown in porn movies, or as described in adult novels, that they will enter some kind of unconscious ethereal state because they cannot bear the stimulation.

A woman might be worrying about a grease stain on the sheets, tomorrow's electricity bill, or her son's kindergarten schedule. In short, if you really figured out what your girlfriend is thinking, you would be depressed to death. In other words, who knows what will make her laugh! Even your posture, or just because you tickle her armpits, can make her laugh.

Too serious. Yes, that's right. In this regard, many men wish their girlfriends could get into the same state with them, or get into the state they imagine in their minds. Therefore, by being too serious, this love game is transformed into a role-playing RPG similar to redemption and being redeemed. This kind of cross-dressing can easily create a kind of comedy - he was being slick the minute before, but now he suddenly becomes serious.

If laughter, no, laughter on the bed, occurs in this situation, then it is not only intolerable, it is a blasphemy to the Savior. In fact, about 20% of women hold a nonchalant and mocking attitude towards the act of "making love" itself. They don't think this matter itself is that important. They are used to seeing men working tirelessly in this area, and they are tired of them equating this matter with breaking records. This indifference to sex itself makes men particularly angry.

In "Hero", when Zhang Ziyi was pushed down by Tony Leung Chiu-wai, she burst into laughter. Many male compatriots in the audience said in unison: "Tony Leung is so confident in himself."

Seven things you may not know about the laughing bed

1. Every time humans laugh, about 80 muscles from the face to the abdomen are involved. If you laugh 100 times, the exercise on the heart's blood circulation and lung function is equivalent to the exercise effect of rowing for 10 minutes. However, it is regrettable to say that by adulthood, each person can only laugh an average of 15 times a day, which is much less than the 400 times a day when they were children. This number is definitely a regrettable loss to our health.

2. Internet psychologists from America Online pointed out that both laughing and having sex can relieve stress, but if you can laugh while having sex, it will be more effective in relieving stress. Experts say that laughter and sex can release large amounts of endorphins into the brain, which can relieve stress and bring about a feeling of ecstasy and excitement. Bringing humor to sex can go a long way toward improving your mood. One more thing to add is that endorphins are the legendary happy drugs that can be used to treat depression.

3. French sex therapist Ahlam Finou

Fennou believes that sex is a moment for people to feel and share love with their whole being. However, people often forget to laugh at this moment. He said that people usually laugh when they are with people who are similar to themselves and have the same physiological sensations. In this kind of harmonious time, there is neither dramatic conflict nor any pressure. People just experience the moments of life in the simplest and most relaxing way.

4. According to a survey, 71% of men and women can’t help laughing when they try sex toys for the first time. There is nothing wrong with this. After all, even if your girlfriend is usually quirky, if she suddenly changes to cat eyes, or wears a queen's costume, and holds a whip in her hand, it may make people laugh.

So, at this time, please do everything you can to hold it back as long as possible. You have to know that the value of sex toys lies in that they can help you create a new scene. Any sudden laughter would ruin the atmosphere, which she might have carefully designed for a week. If that's the case, do you think she should be angry?

5. If you or your girlfriend fails to perform well in bed, just be open to it. Just like in "Friends", when Chandler failed for the first time, Monica sighed to the sky: "This is something that happens to every man, there's nothing to be surprised about." Yes, although this is indeed not something that every man will encounter, and although it seems that Monica is the one who cannot enjoy the beauty of sex. However, her attitude did not make Chandler feel more inferior and embarrassed.

6. If you or your girlfriend really laughs, and it is really because of the other person's inability, then you must know how to deal with it afterwards - a while ago, a guy from Guangdong met a girl by chance, and the two of them sparked a one-night stand and then put it into action. As a result, the guy quickly called off the relationship.

This made the girl laugh uncontrollably, and the man, overwhelmed with shame and anger, became bolder and strangled the girl to death. You see, a good wash turned into a tragedy due to improper handling.

7. Of course, cups come in big and small sizes. Also in Guangzhou, there was a couple who were doing piston exercises. The wife suddenly laughed because of something she said during the day, and as a result, the husband immediately lost interest. Not only did he lose interest, but he also threw down his weapons and could never get up again - it wasn't due to physiological reasons, but he simply couldn't bear the shame of losing face as a man.

So, someone proposed the following rules for bed: 1. Laughing in bed is strictly prohibited. 2. It is strictly forbidden for those who laugh at the bed to go to bed. 3. If you don’t know whether it will happen, refer to the first point above.