What do men think about when they have sex?

Beer, naked girls, big TVs... Of course, there are more things in men's minds than just these, but the most important point is that they are not complicated creatures, and it is not difficult to figure out their thoughts - what they want and what can make them happy.

1. "I never tell my best friends the details of our sex life. But I make sure they know I have sex regularly and I will tell lies to show off how hot our sex life is."

2. “I love to be seduced, so seduce me more often. Put more pressure on me sexually!”

3. "When talking about your man's penis, remember three things: If it's small, say it's a perfect size; if it's a standard size, say it's large; if it's really large, he knows it, but he'll still be happy if you compliment him a little more."

4. "You may have heard that a good dancer is also good in bed. That's not true. Like most men, I usually focus too much on my movements when dancing and can't relax."

5. "In bed, if there is anything you want me to do, the best way is to tell me directly and ask if I want to accept the challenge. Whatever it is, it is my responsibility to satisfy you."

6. “I am far more aroused by a plain T-shirt that barely covers your butt than by a pair of expensive bras.”

7. "If you insist on going to the bathroom to 'clean up' before sex, please hurry up. The more time you spend behind that door, the less I'm going to want. And that's not good for me to imagine how horny you are during sex."

8 "If I wasn't so hard when we made love, you might be more gentle. Yes, I know you like gentle touches below the belt, but my weapon needs a lot of rubbing!"

9. “If you really ask me if I like giving you a blowjob, the answer is: I don’t.”

10. “Want to know how I like to have sex recently? If you can find my hidden porn or check my recent Internet history, you will know.”

11. “When making love, I like women to stare at me with their shining eyes. But don’t stare at me too long, it will make me lose focus.”

12 "I'm not a pedophile because I asked you to wear a cheerleading outfit. I just wanted to make up for my unfulfilled wish in high school."