How much do you know about the "laws of communication" between men and women?

Lover's Law

A man wants to be a woman’s first love; a woman wants to be a man’s last love.

The Law of First Falling in Love

A woman's beautiful appearance is the "fuse" that makes a man fall in love quickly; a man's "sweet words" make a woman happy to fall in love.

Law of Courtship

When a man pursues a woman, it's like there's a mountain between them - difficult; when a woman pursues a man, it's like there's a piece of paper between them - easy. Despite this, in real life, men often get the women they like, but women cannot get the men they love. The reason is: men are not afraid of climbing mountains and crossing rivers, but women are afraid of hurting their fingers.

The Law of First Love

The way a man gets love is to strike quickly and embrace the flame of love while burning; the way a woman gets love is to penetrate slowly and then savor the fragrance of love in calmness.

The Law of Love

Men are extremely smart when they are in love; women tend to become stupid when they are in love.

Test Law

The way a man tests a woman is to run away; the way a woman tests a man is to be late for a date.

The Law of Purpose

Men fall in love to get married; women marry for love.

Marriage Law

Men marry out of boredom, women marry out of curiosity. Both parties to the marriage were disappointed.

The Law of Husband and Wife

Father——elder brother——younger brother; mother——sister——younger sister. It can take on whatever form is needed.

Laws before and after marriage

Before marriage, men will say, "You are everything to me." Women will say, "I belong to you." After marriage, men will say, "I am everything to you." Women will say, "You belong to me."

The Law of Speaking

Men talk a lot after drinking, and women talk a lot after marriage. So, a lively family is often composed of an alcoholic husband and a nagging wife.