The lies women tell in bed

The lies women tell in bed

When you are enjoying sex together, will she say some sweet words that make you excited or comfortable? Do the following ten sentences look familiar to you? Come and see the subtext behind these sweet words!

1. You are like a beast, awesome.

Behind the lies: you still have the same “three tricks”, nothing new, just brute force left.

2. This is great. You are too tired in that position.

Behind the lies: It is better to avoid such a "wrestling match" between two people. You are not tired, but I am.

3. I didn’t tell you because I was afraid you would be proud.

Behind the lie: When talking about his performance, if I say "average" or "you're great", wouldn't that let him know that I'm not satisfied and that I'm lying on purpose? It's half-truthful, so let him guess slowly.

4. Honey, it’s enough for you to hold me

Behind the lie: When he is not able to do it, do the two of them watch porn instead of hugging each other?

5. I like your little belly, it’s soft and gives me a sense of security.

Behind the lie: Men and women are equally concerned about their body shape. As long as it does not affect the convenience of movement, why bother to tell the truth and hit him?

6. Remember that time in the closet a few days ago? It felt really good.

Behind the lie: Please, I don't want to make out with you on the balcony, like a porn movie in public, although the feeling in the closet is not much better!

7. You are such a studious child, but don’t be anxious, it’s not good to get too tired.

Behind the lie: Even though I had no interest in the new tricks he learned, I couldn't bear to dampen his enthusiasm, so I could only comfort him by saying he was "eager to learn", while also hinting that he should take it easy.

8. Your "level" is already high enough, so you don't need to watch porn anymore

Behind the lie: Damn it! We actually had to watch porn while making out. Did they want me to compete with the AV actresses in the movie to see who could make the loudest noise?

9. Honey, I twisted my waist today, please hold me.

Behind the lie: In fact, I was just upset today and was not in a good mood at all. This excuse not only saved him the face of wanting to "do it", but also allowed me to enjoy his gentle care, it was really killing two birds with one stone.

10. Because of you, I realized that what I did before was just scratching the surface.

Behind the lie: When he was asked about his "skills" in taking office, this subtle and clever answer must have made him laugh in private!

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